really?

so apparently on wednesday a man "exposed" himself to one of my coworkers.  she's an older lady, grandmotherly, and she works at the door checking receipts or greeting people as they come in.  as it was told to me, she asked a man if she could see his receipt and he replied "i bet you want to see this" and showed her the receipt which happened to be perched upon the man's exposed phallus.

they got his license plate number.  i doubt she'll ever get that day of her life back.