the key lies in something you may never have considered to be a factor.
roommates.
here's what you do.
find roommates that don't wash their dishes for weeks at a time and just let them pile up in the sink. for this to work best, they must leave some amount of food on the dishes so that it can start going bad in the open air.
soon enough, the entire kitchen will start to smell terrible. every time you walk into the room to get food, your appetite will immediately plummet as the pungent stench of uncleanliness assaults your nasal passages. if you are particularly sensitive to smell, this can become a futher weight benefit by causing you to uncontrollably vomit.
if that isn't quite enough, make sure at least one of your roommates leaves unfinished food open/uncovered in the refrigerator for at least a few days. long enough for the fridge to smell bad for double or even triple the amount of time the leftovers were placed in that enclosed space.
take this advice and i'm sure you'll be on the road to weight loss in no time at all. just keep a bucket around the kitchen in case you get seized by the need to spout a "technicolor yawn."
there's your weight loss tip for the day.
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